If Things Could Talk: What Would They Say?

Posted on 8 Sep, 2018 by Admin in

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Are you creative? If you’re a designer or just someone that thinks outside of the box, inspiration can be found in everyday objects that surround us in our daily lives.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if lifeless things had a voice of their own? What would they say and how would they interact with each other?

Wonder no more! Silly thoughts of your common objects have been brought to life through the below illustrations! These characters we created by artist Teo Zirinis, who goes by the name @handsoffmydinosaur on social media.


Got a freaky looking ornament laid around the house? Or an incredibly old pair of stiff socks? Maybe you just love cheese and wish it could tell you it loves you back. Whatever object you find intriguing, get a funny picture on Instagram using the #ifthingscouldtalk hashtag and tell us what they’d have to say!

Keep on scrolling and have a good chuckle at these entertaining images.

1. Something Bigger?

Are you puzzled? I’m sure you can piece it together!

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2. Nude Food

I find it very a-peeling.

3. Bad To The Bone

It’s like looking back to your teenage years.

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4. Woke Up Like This

Don’t you wish you was this hot on a morning?

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5. Hanging Around

The pink top is not amused.

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6. Enjoy Your Weekend… While It Lasts

Note to self: Ignore calendar on Mondays.

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7. Do Your Math

That’s odd…

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8. Nessie

Aw, we believe all shapes, sizes and species are beautiful!

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9. All In

A chip off the old block, that one.

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10. Introvert

Are you an introvert or extrovert? This speaks to me as an introvert, I couldn’t help but laugh at the fluffy fella.

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11. The Wizard

You shall not pass OUT before drinking a few more, perhaps.

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12. Famous

To be fair he looked a lot taller in the movie.

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13. Over This Crap

This…. is cute…. but I feel bad for the ones not retiring to be honest.

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14. Pirated

He’s just a copy cat!

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15. Turn Back

Camp Crystal Bake isn’t the ideal place to trek.

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16. Wish I Could Fly

If he could fly we’d be screwed.

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17. Insert Coins

They are evolving!

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18. To Do

Step 1 – make to-do list. Step 2 – find the darn thing. Step 3 – ignore all the jobs.

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19. Home Sweet Home

SOLD…to the succulents.

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20. Flu Fighters

Unless its man flu…that’s deadly!

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